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Birthday Cards
5x7 card Inside card: Yes, it's another asinine birthday card from me. $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: Yes, it's another silly ass birthday card from me. $2.75

5x7 card Inside card: Make it a bucking good one. $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: It's your birthday. Party your ass off 'till the cows come home. $2.75

5x7 card Inside card: Having another birthday are we? $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: Heard your ass is having a birthday. Hope it's a good one. $2.75

Anniversary - Wedding
5x7 card Inside card: My ass is wishing you a Happy Anniversary. $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: Congratulations to a darling couple. $2.75

Get Well Cards
5x7 card Inside card: Heard your ass is sick. Get well soon. $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: Hope your ass is up and around real soon. $2.75

Thank You Cards
5x7 card Inside card: I wanted to properly thank your ass for your kindness. $2.75	5x7 card Inside card: Can't thank you enough! $2.75

Gift Card Set of 12 Cards $18.75
NEW! DIVORCE CARDS!
Inside card: Heard you took his ass to the cleaners. (wink) $2.75	Inside card: Heard you rode his ass into court. You go girl. (wink) $2.75
Inside card: Heard you got rid of his lazy ass. You go girl.(wink) $2.75	Inside card: Heard you sent his ass down the river. You go girl. (wink) $2.75

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