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Birthday Cards
5x7 card

Inside card:  Yes, it's another asinine birthday card from me.


$2.75

5x7 card

Inside card: Yes, it's another silly ass
birthday card from me.  


$2.75


 

5x7 card

Inside card:  Make it a bucking good one. 


$2.75

 

5x7 card

Inside card:  It's your birthday.  Party your ass off 'till the cows come home. 


$2.75


 5x7 card

Inside card:  Having another
birthday are we? 


$2.75

 5x7 card

Inside card:  Heard your ass is having a birthday.  Hope it's a good one. 


$2.75


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Anniversary - Wedding

5x7 card

Inside card:  My ass is wishing you a Happy Anniversary. 


$2.75

5x7 card

Inside card:  Congratulations to a darling couple. 


$2.75


Get Well Cards
5x7 card

Inside card:  Heard your ass is sick. 
Get well soon. 


$2.75

5x7 card

Inside card:  Hope your ass is up
and around real soon. 


$2.75


Thank You Cards
5x7 card

Inside card:  I wanted to properly thank your ass for your kindness. 


$2.75

5x7 card

Inside card:  Can't thank you enough!
 


$2.75

 



Gift Card Set of 12 Cards
($2.50 handling fee is your shipping on package card gift set)


$18.75


NEW!  DIVORCE CARDS!


Inside card:  Heard you took his ass to the
 cleaners.  (wink)


$2.75

 


Inside card:  Heard you rode his ass
into court.  You go girl. (wink)


$2.75  


Inside card:  Heard you got rid of his
lazy ass.  You go girl.(wink)


$2.75

 


Inside card:  Heard you sent his ass
down the river.  You go girl.  (wink)


$2.75

 

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