{"id":411,"date":"2023-11-19T09:06:43","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T15:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/?p=411"},"modified":"2023-11-19T09:06:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T15:06:43","slug":"we-are-mule-riders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/funny-stuff\/we-are-mule-riders\/admin\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are Mule Riders"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"478\" src=\"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/mule_banjo.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/mule_banjo.png 576w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/mule_banjo-300x249.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 85vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>We live independently by our own code.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We like our coffee strong, like our mules. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We know all external medicine is either waterproof, blue, or yellow.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We have no problem eating a sandwich directly after mucking the barn.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We know, why a thermometer has to have a string attached on the end.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We are not welcome in laundromats.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We don&#8217;t think anything sexual if someone talks about chains, whips or leather.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We can raise or lower our voice instantly by 5 octaves to shout at a mule when necessary.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We speak our own language; we use words that would even embarrass a teamster.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We would rather quit a relationship than our mules.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We take our mules everywhere. <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We have better insurance for our mules than our truck and trailer.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We can define 20 different descriptions and causes for bulges on a mule.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We know more about our mules&#8217; diet than our own.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Our mission is to create more work than our job. And we know that mucking a barn is the best cure for depression. Alright! You got this! Any questions refer to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.EveryCowgirlsDream.Com\/\">www.EveryCowgirlsDream.Com<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"953\" src=\"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-1024x953.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-1024x953.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-300x279.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-768x715.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-1536x1430.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-2048x1907.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/diablo_saddled-1200x1117.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-author-name\">Cindy K Roberts<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-stuff","tag-cindy-k-roberts"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":414,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions\/414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.everycowgirlsdream.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}