- We live independently by our own code.
- We like our coffee strong, like our mules.
- We know all external medicine is either waterproof, blue, or yellow.
- We have no problem eating a sandwich directly after mucking the barn.
- We know, why a thermometer has to have a string attached on the end.
- We are not welcome in laundromats.
- We don’t think anything sexual if someone talks about chains, whips or leather.
- We can raise or lower our voice instantly by 5 octaves to shout at a mule when necessary.
- We speak our own language; we use words that would even embarrass a teamster.
- We would rather quit a relationship than our mules.
- We take our mules everywhere.
- We have better insurance for our mules than our truck and trailer.
- We can define 20 different descriptions and causes for bulges on a mule.
- We know more about our mules’ diet than our own.
- Our mission is to create more work than our job. And we know that mucking a barn is the best cure for depression. Alright! You got this! Any questions refer to www.EveryCowgirlsDream.Com.
