Mule Girl Shenanigans

A collection of comical barn stories, mule antics, and tales of adventure with a humorous twist that will tickle your funny bone! Grouch tested; highly recommended for those with constipation. Add this to your collection for outhouse reading. (wink) Available in paperback and download: Mule Girl Shenanigans: Entertaining Tales That Will Delight Any Horse or Mule Girl: Roberts, Cindy K: 9798443202372: Amazon.com: Books Published by Every Cowgirl’s Dream.

Confidence Training for the Western Saddle Mule

Proven Techniques for the Trail Riding Mule! Retraining Apprehensive & Insecure Mules, Becoming the Confident Mule Rider Includes Training Through Feel, Assessing Your Mule’s Skill Level Factors Contributing To The Unconfident Mule Physiological Needs — Nutrition, Correct Saddle Fit For the Mule & Rider, Correct Saddle Pad Fit For the Mule, Proper Fit of the Bridle, Bits & Their Uses, Hackamores & Their Uses, Nosebands, Draw Reins, Martingales & Their Uses, Leg Wraps & Their Uses, Understanding The Mule’s Thought Process, Obstacle Training, Desensitizing, Trailer Loading, How The Reward System Works For The Mule, Becoming the Confident Mule Rider, Riding on Multiple Use Trails, Meeting Real Challenges on the Trail & MORE!

Available in paperback: Confidence Training for the Western Saddle Mule: Roberts, Cindy K: 9781729371749: Amazon.com: Books

The Naked Truth About Mules & Donkeys

Mule myths and untruths regarding the mule and donkey are dispelled, offering a thorough explanation of the origin and the true logical answer. Logical training methods are explained to develop the mule into a safe and willing partner on the trail. Quirks explained the mule’s perspective from his world, in full color. Available in paperback and Kindle download. The Naked Truth About Mules & Donkeys: Myths, Legends & Falsehoods Revealed: Roberts, Cindy K: 9781542984935: Amazon.com: Books

Thinking about owning a wonderful mule or donkey? Do you want an inside look at those loving and very capable long ears February 25, 2017 Have you ever contemplated the facts versus fiction on mules and donkeys? Author, Cindy K Roberts writes not only about her involvement but also shares other skilled mule owners and trainers’ hands-on experiences. You will find many owner testimonies and gorgeous photos of beautiful mules and donkeys that debunk those “falsehoods”! A highly recommended read for a comprehensive guide to the inside of those wonderful mules and donkeys.

  • Title: “The Naked Truth About Mules & Donkeys”
  • Author: Cindy K Roberts
  • Publisher: Every Cowgirl’s Dream
  • Color: Full Color
  • Availability: Available on Amazon
  • Key Points:
    • Myths and Facts: The text presents various myths and facts about mules and donkeys.
      • Myths:
        • A mule or horse cannot buck if you have a piece of broom handle clamped down under their tail.
        • Mules will hold a grudge.
        • A mule won’t hurt himself.
        • Mules will kill your children.
        • You can’t overload a mule.
        • Mules can’t compete at Mounted Shooting.
        • Mules won’t neck rein.
        • The only way to talk to a mule is to curse at ’em.
        • A mule picks you (when buying) and if he doesn’t, you are really in for it.
        • A mule will wait ten years to get even or kick you.
        • Mules are not fast.
        • Mules don’t have a heart like a horse.
        • Mules do not need shoes.
        • Mules are sterile.
        • Mules aren’t forgiving.
      • Factual Information:
        • The book provides an inside look at mules and donkeys, debunking common misconceptions.
        • It includes owner testimonies and gorgeous photos of these animals.
        • Recommended for those interested in understanding the truth about mules and donkeys.

Results from Web:

  • Author’s Perspective: The author, Cindy K Roberts, shares her own experiences with mules and donkeys.
  • Other Owners and Trainers: The book also features insights from other skilled mule owners and trainers.
  • Debunking Myths: The text aims to dispel falsehoods and myths surrounding mules and donkeys.
  • Comprehensive Guide: A highly recommended read for anyone interested in learning more about these wonderful animals.

Summary: “The Naked Truth About Mules & Donkeys” provides factual information, owner testimonies, and beautiful photos to debunk common myths and offer a comprehensive guide to understanding these remarkable creatures. 🐴🐾

Mule Girl Shenanigans by Cindy K Roberts (2nd edition)

Mule Girl Shenanigans

More silly tales that will delight any horse or mule girl. Barn stories that have been grouch-tested! Available at Amazon Prime and other participating outlets.

Curing The Rainy Day Blues—The Cowgirl Way
Cowboy The Paint Horse – The Horse With A Big Ego
Bubba The Mule – He Was Obnoxious As They Come
Dollar The Rehab Mule
The Boenker Mule Farm—Where Every Critter Is Family
Cowgirl Points and How to Collect Them – Important Stuff Here
How to Have Fun With a Broken Arm – Just In Case You Break You Arm!
When I Am an Old Mule Woman – How I Will Spend My Winters
Chick Magnet Horses – The Ones For Those That Can’t Get A Date
Working with A Smart Ass – It’s Job & Someone Has To Do It!
Living  By the Code of The West – Morals To Live By
Hearts and Horses – Therapeutic Horsemanship – A Warm & Fuzzy Tale
Ma’am, Please Leave – Places I Wore Out My Welcome
Don’t’ Forget to Live Today – You Gotta Get Out & Let Go
Campfire Memories – The Story Of Jesus & His Burnt Up Leg
The Lone Horseman – The One And Only
Donkey, Another Love Story – Have You Ever Been Swooned By A Donkey?
Kicking Up Dust In Deadwood – Middle Age Won’t Stop Us
The Cowgirl Spirit – Just What It Means
They Almost Got Away With It – Ridiculous News Tales
A Horse Named Flame
Twenty Years Ago
A Mule That Requires Meaningful Conversation
Cleaning the Water Trough: A Tadpole Story
Living Up To A Name
The One Night Stand Mule
Dang! A Stump Is Stuck Under My Tail!
Operation Mustang
The True Meaning Of A Saddle Pal
146 pages of silliness that will tickle your funny bone! (Grouch-tested.)

The Queen of Hearts Is Your Best Bet

The saga continues. The sequel to Desperados Of The Wagons West Expedition. Descendants of notorious outlaws, muleskinners, horse thieves, brothel workers, wagonmakers, as well as Texas Rangers try to reform, return to private life and earn an honest trade. Not long after losing the posse and starting a new life in Oklahoma, a restless Sagebrush Sandy takes up with Cisco Kid. A new town in Missouri emerges, “Panther Creek” ran by head-honcho Miss Melinda, who calls on the Texas Rangers to help keep law and order. To promote business, Miss Melinda summons the Brothel Inspector to open up an upscale establishment to attract elite gentlemen. The desperados, eluding from the law, drift into town to stake a claim and make a fast play; hoping to make the cut, to compete in the first annual poker tournament, held at Panther Creek Saloon. All eyes are on the dealer.

Available at Every Cowgirl’s Dream, Amazon Books, and other participating outlets.

The Desperados Cookbook & Guide To Common Sense

Mule Sisters, Round Up Wendy Boenker, and Author, Cindy K Roberts
aka Cisco Kid pose for the cover.

Available at www.EveryCowgirlsDream.Com

The Desperados Cookbook & Guide To Common Sense Recipes and Protocol For The Modern-Day Saddle Tramp

Published by Every Cowgirl’s Dream

174 pages of good cookin’ and straight-shootin’ advice on:

  • the art of romance and how to go courtin’
  • how to handle the in-laws
  • how to handle the busybody 
  • Lady Rhinestone’s advice on gossip
  • Kick-butt advice on how to handle obnoxious relatives 

Desperados of The Wagon’s West Expedition

Desperados of The Wagon’s West Expedition:
A Modern-Day Dime-Store Novel published by Every Cowgirl’s Dream.

Descendants of notorious outlaws, muleskinners, horse thieves, brothel workers, wagonmakers, as well as Texas Rangers gathered at the N Bar Ranch in Reserve, New Mexico. These modern-day desperados, rode at the top of the mountain in the Gila Mountain Wilderness, on the same range as the Apaches once roamed. This is a modern-day dime-store novel published by Every Cowgirl’s Dream.

“I love the book. I could not put it down! Had to keep reading to see what was going to happen next! Please write another one!”                                                         

~Scott Handy – descendant of Charles Goodnight. 


“Cindy K Roberts has an active and creative imagination, very entertaining.”  ~Cactus Pati’s husband.


“Enthralling, captivating and absolutely entertaining.” ~The Wagon Master


“This book will take you back in time to relive the lives of desperados from way back when. Adventure on every page.” ~Two Fingers Thom

Available at Amazon Books and other participating outlets.

How to Buy a Mule & Not Get Screwed

The Buying Process
Just how do you buy a mule, horse, or donkey without getting screwed? It’s not like going to the local dealership to buy a truck, where you select the gear package, pick out a color, test drive it, and take it home. Buying a mule can be so involved and shopping alone for a good one is like searching for the Holy Grail. Buying a truck is so much easier! Trucks don’t get parking lot sour and they don’t form strong attachments to other trucks.


I have learned that most new buyers are not comfortable with dealing with a seller when buying a mule, horse or donkey. High-pressure sales people can be obnoxious to deal with and this makes the buying experience unpleasant. The smooth-talking salesmen can be so slick that an uneducated buyer can walk away with a mule that is not exactly what they had in mind to begin with.
Buying a mule is a skill set and yes, you can learn it; especially since I wrote the book on it! I will take you through each step on making a smart purchase; you will know how to close a deal and walk away a winner because you bought your mule with better judgment. You will be more confident during the buying process and you won’t be second-guessing yourself on your recent mule purchase. You feel better already, don’t you? I know I do because I see many mistakes being made by both the buyer and the seller; this can be critical to the new mule owner and the mule where neither comes out ahead.


It doesn’t do the mule any justice to be placed in the hands of an unqualified owner. The outcome for a mule handler who lacks confidence and a higher skill set makes it into a risky situation. I have seen new mule owners get hurt while attempting to work with their new mule; including the barn help that offered their expertise or services during the handling process. In addition, I have seen mules get hurt due to a new mule owner or trainer who used their methods in their attempt to manage the new mule.


I would like to see changes in the mule industry. I would like to see more educated trainers and handlers in the business. I am hopeful that in time there will be more qualified mule buyers and professional sellers qualifying their buyers before taking their check. That is where this book comes in; it will help to educate the buyer and improve the business transaction between buyer and seller. Let’s learn about seller techniques so you the buyer at least have a sporting chance at mule buying.

The private seller

  • Reasons individual parties may sell a mule:
  • 1. The mule is more than they can handle.
  • 2. The mule developed bad habits while on their watch. Meaning – the mule owner allowed the habit to develop, which means the owner contributed to the problem
  • 3. The mule was not worked with; was allowed to “settle” in with the herd. This created herd sour, not bonding with the new owner.
  • 4. The mule jumped fences, new owner did not have appropriate setup for this type of mule that liked to wander.
  • 5. The mule did something wrong due to discomfort – the owner did not catch on to the mule communicating this until the mule had enough. (ex. bucking, kicking out, running through the bridle.)
  • 6. Heat cycles were an issue with riding/handling.
  • 7. The seller is unable to show leadership to the mule (leadership, i.e. not control) and cannot develop a partnership.
  • 8. Mule does not trailer well.
  • 9. The mule spooks from various situations requiring an experienced handler to work with the mule to develop his confidence.
  • 10. The owner may leave for college or taken ill.

Available at Amazon Books – paperback and instant download.

How To Buy A Mule & Not Get Screwed: Roberts, Cindy K: 9781546414070: Amazon.com: Books